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aztinamk:

Last night on Team Amell- our Captain was busy!!

casfucker:

this is a thing that fucking happened in the show okay

(Source: tothless)

zoegetsabout:

Jensen is too good at acting scary, I swear Demon Dean is going to give me nightmares.

(Source: demonprotection)

pastrymisha:

“I bet it’s awkward for you, huh?”

Sam looks at Kevin, and for a moment he’s completely bewildered. “What’s awkward?”

“Them.” Kevin says, nodding curtly in the direction of Dean and Cas, who are arguing over whose turn it is to wash the dishes. Sam shrugs, not really cottoning on.

“I dunno. S’the same as always. I’m used to the fighting.”

Kevin looks at him as if he’s an idiot. “I’m not talking about the fighting.” He says, glance pointed, purposeful, but Sam literally has no idea what he’s getting at. He blinks. He realises. He laughs.

“No, man. They’re not like that.” He says, laughing at the idea – Kevin eyes him like he’s drooling on the floor in his idiocy.

“Uh. If you say so.”

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(Source: ptersquill)

haanigram:

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

this is the greatest story of our generation

(Source: bellecs)

starlord-man:

  you’re welcome, again

treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

eremiel-fallen-angel:

mahoushounen:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

queen-of-all-dragons:

ann-jay:

Destiel ~💙~

No

If Destiel is ever made canon this is how I  want it to be portrayed, almost everyone has this idea that if Destiel becomes canon the writers are going to have to add Destiel smutt every few episode to show how much they love each other and I think that is so wrong, to my understanding sex is  more of a random activity to Dean just a tool used to get off, I don’t think love and sex are connected to him, if Dean where to show Cas that he loved him he would touch Castiel’s fingers, caress his face, and hold his hand in public all displays of Dean’s vulnerability 

^that comment is perfect and also exactly what Destiel is to me

It wouldn’t even have to be a big deal. They already look at each other adoringly and are emotionally intimate, just stuff like this, touching each other’s hands in the background, little touches that aren’t the focus of the scene, just gestures to show that they’ve reached the point where they acknowledge and are open about their feelings for each other.

YES!!!!!

a game of stark children not listening to their fucking mother

(Source: thedeadviper)

allforsammy:

With regards to the future, Jensen is open to any opportunity. “If there are other roles on TV that I feel have great potential, or are very unique, I’m of course happy to take on those roles. Film is different – unless you’re the top 20 in the industry, you’ll be faced with a lot of stress,…

spnkitties:

i’m so sorry